Le survé -1
Voici ce que vous avez raté cette semaine, en n'étant pas l'ami MySpace de votre blog favori.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Le choice du Président
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Foot Locker
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. le planétarium, a good place to get a blowjob in the dark
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. radish
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. spaghetti
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. salad dressing
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. bleeding gum
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 1
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 0,1
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. my naked oiled body
Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. I live in the sewers
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. ça depend
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. I like to sneeze
Q. What's your best feature?
A. mes verrues
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. I can put my arm back on, you can't
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. le lupus
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. deux pianos
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. juste avant de commencer à repondre
CRAPOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. quand Marlon Brando est mort, je suis mourru un peu
Q. Is love for real?
A. nope
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Meat Loaf
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. the only thing that look good on me is you, comme disait Bryan Adams
Q. Has someone ever saved your life?
A. I saved many lives. Now I have about 14 dudes from India who follow me every where I go and want to save my life in return
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. oui
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. oui
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. hmmm, maybe for more
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. nope
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A: nope
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. j'ai déjà abandonné, show me the mouné
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A. Ségolène Sarkozy
Q: Last person you called?
A: Paul Piché j'appelle au loin
Q: Last person that called you?
A. L'Inuit saoul sur la rue du Parc m'a crié des noms
Q: Person you hugged
A: Dildo le Hob-bite
FAVORITE-OLOGY
Q: Number?
A: number nine number nine number nine
Q: Color?
A: Yellow Ono
Q: Season?
A: Summer of '69
Q: Band?
A. bande de motards caramélisés
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: missing 4 teeth
Q: Mood?
A: marshmallow
Q: Listening to?
A: Alphaville
Q: Watching?
A: les cieux
Q: Worrying about?
A: la façon dont tu occupes ton temps
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: Do you ever think about someone?
A: I don't think. Personne fait pu ça.
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: dans l'égout
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. pipi
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Terreur à Côte-St-Luc
Q: Do you smile often?
A: oui je me suis fait remonter la face pour ça
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: je suis bourru comme monsieur pointu
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: une arme semi-automatique dûment enregistrée
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: c'est avant tout une femme que j'admire beaucoup
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: I have a crapet in my house
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I lay dying
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I can put my arm back on, you can't
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: I have no legs
Q: Where were you born?
A. dans un zoo
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: en 1776
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. un radis (ou FuzzyDave).