Ficción

-- But you know what the funniest thing about México is?

-- What ?

-- It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.

-- Examples ?

-- ...you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Cuernavaca ?

-- What'd they call it ?

-- Cuarto de libra con queso.

-- Cuarto de libra con queso...
What'd they call a Big Mac ?

-- Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it El Big Mac.

-- ¡El Big Mac! .... What do they call a Whopper ?

-- I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in México instead of ketchup ?

-- What ?

-- Salsa !

-- Goddamn !!!